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| Posted: Sat 1212 May 07, 11 pm Post subject: Three more rational humerous songs |
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Lyrics by Albert Ellis, Ph.D. (Copyright 1977-80)
Lullabye (Tune: In Old New York)
Lullabye and good night
As a child you'd right dear
To catastrophize well
And exaggerate like hell
But when you catapult
to a triving adult dear
You get licenced to strutt
as genuine nut
But when you catapult
to a triving adult dear
You get licenced to strutt
as genuine nut
Lullaby and goodnight
You don't have to fell fright dear
If you will only will use a less awfulizing fuze
If you sing a new note
and get rational-emotive
from your head to your gut
you'll just be half a nut
If you sing a new note
and get rational-emotive
from your head to your gut
you'll just be half a nut
I WISH I WERE NOT CRAZY (Tune: Dixie by Dan Emmett)
Oh, how I wish I were really put together
Smooth and fine as patent leather!
Oh, how great to be maded to this lovely state!
But I'm afraid that I was fated
To be rather aberrated
Oh, how sad to be mad as my Mom and my Dad!
Oh, I wish I were not crazy! Hooray! Hooray!
I wish my mind were less inclined
To be the kind that's hazy!
I could off course decide to be less crazy.
But I, alas, am just too goddamned lazy!
Whine! Whine! Whine! (Tune: Whiffenpoof Song)
I cannot have all of my wishes filled
Whine! Whine! Whine!
I cannot have every frustration stilled
Whine! Whine! Whine!
Life really owes me the things that I miss
Fate has to grant me eternal bliss
And if I must settle for less than this
Whine! Whine! Whine!
Life really owes me the things that I miss
Fate has to grant me eternal bliss
And if I must settle for less than this
Whine! Whine! Whine! |
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rexall
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Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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| Posted: Sun 1313 May 07, 10 am Post subject: |
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Thanks for these, REBTguest! Great!
Mahalo & aloha,
Rex |
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